February 2012
*a friends speech on my wedding day*
friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.
That awkward moment when people stare at you when...
thatfunnyblog:
Bitch,am I that hot?
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Overheard this conversation on the bus.
Guy 1: Fancy some skyrimming tonight?
Guy 2: Excuse me?
Guy 1: You know, after football training.
Guy 2: ...What?
Guy 1: Why not? My dad set up all my stuff last night?
Guy 2: OH MY GOD, WHAT STUFF?
Guy 1: Like on my computer. Got a new mic too.
Guy 2: ...YOU WANT ME TO RIM YOU AFTER FOOTBALL TRAINING AND YOU'RE GOING TO RECORD IT?
Guy 1: WHAT? NO. I SAID SKYRIMMING. SKYRIM.
Guy 2: OH, I SEE. Oh my god.
Guy 1: Pretty sure the girl behind us is laughing.
Me: I'M SORRY, I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU BOTH.
When you hear a bump in the night:
thatfunnyblog:
expectations
reality
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